7 stupid things said on the “Snooki & JWOWW” premiere:
7. JWOWW: “I’m about to hit 30 in a couple years, and that’s it. Thirty is my limit. So I have three years for like a bucket list to get everything done.”
6. Snooki: “I think Kosher food is like organic, healthy food. But Jewish people eat organic food, too, so I feel like it’s all in the same.”
5. Snooki: “I know a lot of Amish people do it. They don’t use electricity. And they’re rich, I feel. They have their own freakin’ companies, like everywhere.”
4. Snooki: “I feel the sewage bill is a piece of sh!t.”
3. Snooki: “Can you not wipe your vagina with my bagel?”
2. Snooki: “There could’ve been murders here you don’t know about … homicides … That’s like the same thing, right?”
1. Anything that might suggest that Snooki and JWOWW are moving in together for any reason other than a TV show.
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