I haven’t been this twitchy watching TV in a long time. Props to Discovery Channel as they suck you in to their new docuseries Venom Hunters — premiering Wednesday, Feb. 17 at 10pmET — with just the show’s precautionary warning (“Do not attempt anything you are about to see”). In the new series you’ll learn plenty about snakes, but mostly about the deadly occupation of venom hunting and the eclectic types of people who do it. So who are these venom hunters? How do they collect venom? And what is venom worth? Let’s get you started first by knowing that over 100,000 people are killed by venomous snakes a year. Yikes!
As with all of Discovery Channel’s successful docuseries (think Gold Rush and Moonshiners), this is all about the personalities behind the profession. Here’s a brief introduction to who the Venom Hunters cast is.
Hunting Around: Stone Bluff, Oklahoma
The eccentric Tim Fitzer could pretty much have his own show — he’s all about the thrill of the hunt. One look at the guy’s house (he’s a taxidermist) and you know he’s serious about his prey. The self-described “wild man” has been bit five times, and explains how he was tagged in the lip by a timber rattler. He racked up $49,000 in medical bills in just two days the last time he was bit.
“The most dangerous thing I do is get eye-level with these pit vipers in cracks and crevices and holes and that is how I’ve been tagged in my lip by a big timber rattler, and believe me that was one of the most scariest moments of my snake hunting career,” Fitzer shares.
Tim’s turning his snake hunting hobby into a career and has joined forces with his best friend of over 30 years, Kevin Baker (52), and seasoned snake hunter Hannah Lockhart (27), who he describes as being “full of piss and vinegar — she’s fearless.”
If she’s fearless, Tim’s 10 times that, which you will see as he demonstrates how to milk a snake for its venom. “Milking a snake takes a lot of experience and a little bit of crazy,” Fitzer says, as he grabs a Western diamondback in Episode 1.
Brian Barczyk and his protégé Chewy
Hunting In: Red Desert, Australia
Brian Barczyk owns the third largest collection of snakes in the world; he’s got over 30,000! He’s been a TV expert of sorts on reptiles and has his own web series AnimalBytesTV. In Venom Hunters we are introduced to Brian as he looks to take his U.S.-based business internationally, establishing himself as the “go-to guy for exotic venoms.” In the first episode, he takes a weeklong exploratory trip to Red Desert, Australia, looking for king brown snakes, where 40% of untreated bites are fatal. Brian brings along his associate Chewy. Chewy might be the Barney Fife in this pairing, with his wide-eyed, I’m-going-to-shit-my-pants looks and actions when it comes to dealing with the snakes. (No offense here, as I’d be right there with Chewy).
Ed Chapman and Justin Bottrell
Hunting In: Dead Lakes, Florida
The 76-year-old Ed Chapman is a legend in the snake hunting world, as top labs and medical researchers from around the world seek his services. “I’ve caught almost all of the venomous reptiles in this country,” the elderly Chapman brags.
Ed’s protégé is Justin Bottrell (34). These two men have been hunting murky swamps and various terrains together for years. Annoyingly, they prefer not to wear high protective boots, finding it easier to maneuver with short boots, relying on their eyes and ears to tell them where the snakes are. Discovery cameras take advantage of that insanity, giving viewers calf-deep-in-water camera angles that make you cringe.
Chapman’s last bite almost killed him but that was over 40 years ago. He schools that the average person who gets bit usually has about 30 to 60 minutes to get to a hospital. That, however, is not the case for him. If he gets bit he could easily go into anaphylactic shock in two to three minutes. If he doesn’t have an EpiPen available, he’ll die. I’m thinking retirement is looking good.
Dan Massey and Melanie Massey
The final hunting team, although not featured in the premiere, are the husband and wife team of Dan and Melanie Massey from Sahuarita, Arizona, who are inspired by their love of science, research and animal conservation. Per Discovery Channel press materials, Dan is a bilateral amputee, who sees his prosthetic legs as an advantage, so not even injury will slow down the team.
Tune in for the real hunts — Venom Hunters airs on Discovery Channel Wednesdays at 10pmET.