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“My Name Is Earl”: Sold A Guy A Lemon Car

November 10, 2008 Ryan Berenz

Earl and Randy have a new neighbor at the motel, a creepy guy named Lloyd (played by Courtney Gains, who was Malachai in Children of the Corn) who makes a ruckus with hammering and welding into the wee hours of the night. Joy recognizes Lloyd as the guy who she and Earl sold a hillbilly tuned-up lemon to. Lloyd wanted to take a cross-country drive, but he didn’t get out of Camden County before the car broke down. The incident scarred Lloyd emotionally, and he lost his faith in human goodness. Earl suspects that Lloyd is building a bomb in […]

Family Guy Season 7 Episode 5 Recap: The Man With Two Brians

November 10, 2008 Channel Guide Contributor

After Peter and the gang watch Jackass and are inspired to new heights of jackassery, Brian has to save Peter from drowning in the river. In doing so, he hurts himself, and everyone attributes it to his getting old. Lois points out that when you figure in his drinking and smoking, Brian is 79 in human years. To take the burden of being the family dog off of Brian, Peter goes out and gets a New Brian. Great idea, no? No. The New Brian wakes Peter and Lois up with a flute serenade. He listens to Meg’s problems and vows […]

“My Name Is Earl”: Little Bad Voodoo Brother

November 5, 2008 Ryan Berenz

Earl is supposed to do No. 94 on his list, “Ruined Dodge and Earl Jr.’s Halloween,” and Joy insists that Earl throw a Halloween party for the boys and everyone in the neighborhood. Catalina’s nephew Osgar (It’s like Oscar but with an “O”) just arrived in a crate from Mexico. Which reminds Earl that he also has to do another item on his list: “Cost Randy a Little Brother.” Earl and Randy decide to go to the charitable organization Big Bros Little Bros to see if they can get a needy kid for Randy to mentor. But the people at […]

How I Met Your Mother: Happily Ever After

November 5, 2008 StayTuned Staff

Posted by Mike Synopsis: Sure, Stella left Ted at the altar — yesterday — but that’s no reason for him to be feeling down. He claims he needs just two things to help him get through this: Kool and the Gang. (Well, that and his “New York guide to places you might run into Stella Zinman.”) But when Stella shows up at the restaurant where he and the gang are having dinner, he makes everyone hide under the table to avoid confrontation. Apparently that’s how they do it in Ohio. To help Ted sort out his feelings — and to […]

Family Guy Season 7 Episode 4 Recap: Baby Not On Board

November 3, 2008 Channel Guide Contributor

The guys are at the spa for massages and a sauna treatment after Peter’s stressful Back to the Future morning. Once Peter’s mistaken the massage table’s face hole for a toilet and everyone’s insulted Sean Connery, Peter goes to Chris’ work for a snack. Chris and his manager are discussing plot holes in The Lord of the Rings, but when his dad shows up, he’s eager to get Peter’s advice about his new boy-parts problem. Peter accuses him of sexual harassment, and receives a year’s supply of free gas in exchange for not suing. What would you do if you […]

The Office: Employee Transfer

November 3, 2008 StayTuned Staff

Synopsis: Now that David Wallace knows about her relationship with Michael, Holly has been asked to transfer to the New Hampshire branch. No problem — she and Michael will still see each other all the time, sometimes meeting at the midway point to stay at a bed and breakfast that doesn’t actually exist. Somewhere during the drive to New Hampshire (we think it was the fourth or fifth time “Life Is a Highway” came up on Michael’s mix CD), Holly begins to realize that a long-distance relationship isn’t going to work, and Michael spends the rest of the trip trying […]

The Office: Crime Aid

October 24, 2008 Ryan Berenz

Posted by Mike, Ryan and johnnysweeptheleg Synopsis: Things are going well with Michael and Holly. They’re going on a third date, which, according to Michael, is the one on which you have sex. But does Holly share that opinion? “Oh, hell yeah,” she says. Dwight (“D-Money”) is upset after receiving the Save the Date card for Angela and Andy’s wedding. He confides in Phyllis, who tells him that he needs to give Angela an ultimatum. So Dwight tells Angela that she must choose between him and Andy by 6:14pm or she can say goodbye to this (pointing at Dwight’s groin […]

“My Name Is Earl”: Quit Your Snitchin’

October 24, 2008 Ryan Berenz

Randy’s birthday is coming up, and Earl wants to give Randy a special gift this year. Since Earl gave Randy the short end of the stick all their lives, Earl decides to get Randy a car — his very own Ranchero. But before Earl can give the car, it’s stolen by thievin’ hicks Clyde and Bedbug. There was an unwritten rule in Camden County that crooks can’t steal from other crooks, so Earl decides to invoke the rule and get Randy’s car back. But since Earl isn’t a thief anymore, the rule no longer applies to him. Earl has to […]

How I Met Your Mother: Shelter Island

October 21, 2008 Ryan Berenz

Posted by Ryan Synopsis: Ted and Stella are upset with Stella’s New Agey vegan sister. She’s stealing all Stella’s ideas for a dream wedding. But four days before the wedding, Stella’s sister’s engagement falls apart. Stella decides to take over her sister’s wedding and get married in three days on Shelter Island. Ted’s a little freaked out, but he’s ready to be spontaneous! Ted’s first order of business is to call Robin in Japan and tell her she has to come back for the wedding. Despite Robin just starting her job, she agrees to fly back. Of course, Barney sees […]

Family Guy Season 7 Episode 3 Recap: Road To Germany

October 20, 2008 Channel Guide Contributor

Hooray, we got the film-style opening credits! Road to Germany opens with the Griffins’ Oscar party. Mort’s intestines aren’t happy with his choice of pills that night, and he goes in search of a bathroom. Since Quagmire’s secretly recording Meg’s bathroom experience, Mort wanders into Stewie’s room, sees what appears to be a port-a-potty, and goes in. When he doesn’t come back downstairs, Brian goes in search, and he and Stewie discover (with the help of Rick Moranis and the backup singers from Little Shop of Horrors) that Mort actually stepped into Stewie’s time machine. Determined to rescue the poor […]