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Scream Queens recap: 11 ScreamCaps from “Chainsaw”

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 So the two-hour series premiere of FOX’s Scream Queens was not a gangbusters ratings hit, but it gained a lot of delayed viewers. Here’s the ScreamCap of the Sept. 29 episode “Chainsaw.” Let’s review the hazing rituals: Step 1: Read this. Step 2: Read this. Step 3: Watch the Scream Queens episodes or Step 4 will either A) spoil stuff or B) won’t make any damn sense. Step 4: Read this recap in its entirety. Step 5: Repeat Step 4 as necessary. 🎃 RELATED: DOWNLOAD CHANNEL GUIDE’S 2015 FRIGHT GUIDE! 🎃 On to “Chainsaw.” 1. […]

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The Bastard Executioner Episode 4 recap: Milus to go before anyone sleeps

When I talked The Bastard Executioner with its Milus Corbett, Stephen Moyer, in August — episode 1 under my belt and little idea of all that lay ahead   — Moyer was practically vibrating with excitement over the scripts Kurt Sutter was putting in his hands. For good reason. Tonight’s episode, “A Hunger/Newyn,” fully displayed the spectacular depth of deviousness with which the Chamberlin has been bestowed. • The Bastard Executioner Season 1 recaps: Episode 1  and 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5 |Episode 6 | Episode 7 | Episode 8 | Episode 9 “People are going to want this shire,” […]

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Recap: Blindspot Season 1, Episode 2 – Daddy Issues

Well, this week’s Blindspot episode was pretty explosive — in more ways than one. In addition to meeting a criminal with access to a deadly drone, there were plenty of other bombs dropped. So let’s get to it, shall we? • Blindspot Season 1 Recaps:  Episode 1 | Episode 3 | Episode 4   It seems that Jane Doe (Jaimie Alexander, Kyle XY) still doesn’t remember who she is, which shouldn’t be all that surprising. It’s only the second episode! While she contemplates her identity, a doctor asks that she do the Rorschach test. The hope is that these crazy images may trigger […]

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How to Get Away with Murder Season 2 Episode 1 Recap: It’s Time to Move On

Class is in session for another killer semester with professor Annalise Keating on How to Get Away with Murder. Viola Davis returns to the role that won her the Emmy, as the mystery of who killed Rebecca is answered within the very first episode of Season 2. However, with every answer comes a ton more questions and a cliffhanger setting the tone for another crazy rollercoaster ride. We begin at the scene of the crime as a tied-up Rebecca is suffocated to death with a plastic bag. The identity of the killer is not revealed just yet. Annalise has Frank […]

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Empire Season 2 Episode 1 Recap: Justice Has Been Served

Hello, all you wonderful Boo Boo Kitties! That’s right, Empire is back on FOX for another explosive season. Needless to say, I’m excited for the return of my favorite girl Cookie, and to see what she’s done with Empire Entertainment. • Empire Season 2 recaps: Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 | Episode 5 | Episode 6 The Season 2 premiere starts off three months after Lucious (Terrence Howard) was arrested and incarcerated into federal prison. Cookie (Taraji P. Nelson) is in charge of hosting a #FreeLucious concert to show her support for her ex-lover. […]

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Scream Queens ScreamCap: Pilot/Hell Week

🔪Read all of the Scream Queens ScreamCaps here, yo!😈 Alrighty, pledges. It’s premiere week for the 2015 fall season, which means it’s hell week for those of us smart enough to dupe someone into paying us money for writing about TV. I’m taking a break from covering football and these here idiots to do some recapping of FOX’s Scream Queens, which premiered Tuesday, Sept. 22, with “Pilot” and “Hell Week.” Instead of writing a whole lot of words you’re not going to read, I’m a gonna take a bunch of screencaps — I’m calling them “ScreamCaps” because I’m a clever bastard […]

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Empire Returns To Reign On FOX

  When Empire premiered on FOX in January 2015, it burst into America’s living rooms and consciousness with raw and riveting storytelling set within the glamorous and dangerous world of hip-hop music, and the series quickly became the No. 1 drama on TV. The delicious soap found Lucious Lyon (Terrence Howard) revealing he’s not dying of ALS; he was misdiagnosed, and he proceeded to dole out a jet to Hakeem, a foundation to Dre and his empire to Jamal, before getting arrested for Bunkie’s murder. The best action, however, was Cookie (Taraji P. Henson) and Anika (Grace Gealey) having one […]

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“Rosewood” joins FOX lineup tonight

He’s definitely not Quincy! Morris Chestnut plays “private pathologist” Dr. Beaumont Rosewood Jr., who uses his own sophisticated technology and lab to perform autopsies on victims of crimes and accidents to uncover clues that the regular authorities may have missed. Sometimes the cops begrudgingly let “Rosie” help them out, knowing how good he is; other times he pretty much forces himself into a case. We are constantly reminded of how almost preternaturally good Rosewood is, and that can be a detriment at times to the show, as the character begins to come across less as confident and charming, and more […]

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The Bastard Executioner Episode 2 recap: Brattle by a nose…

When we left Welsh soldier turned barley farmer turned reluctant Bastard Executioner Wilkin Brattle (Lee Jones), he had just used his battle savvy to sever the head of Chamberlin Milus Corbett’s (Stephen Moyer) hapless half-brother. On said Chamberlin’s orders. This  week, we open on Brattle’s spiritual adviser Annora of the Alders (Katey Sagal) employing a massive dead hog to teach Wilkin the ways of the punisher, so he can maintain the ruse she insists is his destiny. “A man’s flesh will give to the blade,” she tells him, as his knife glides through the poor beast. Cut to a sculptor teaching […]

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Recap: Blindspot Season 1, Episode 1 – “Who Are You?”

For months, NBC has been pumping us up for Blindspot — and for good reason. The new drama is like Jason Bourne meets Blacklist. Maybe it’s more John Doe meets Alias. Either way, it’s pretty darn intriguing. • Blindspot Season 1 Recaps:  Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 4 The pilot episode opens up on a very familiar scene in Times Square. There are tons of lights, tons of people … and one random duffel bag in the middle of the street. Uh, hello? I’m no super-sleuth, but I know that unattended bags and briefcases are very bad in this day and age. […]