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ANTM One Long Commercial For Cover Girl And Apple Bottom Jeans

March 5, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll Dominique loves to compete. The doorbell rings, and there are purses! Marvita is hella-juiced ’cause we just got some free stuff. Apple-bottom jeans. Personally, I thought apple-bottom was a bad thing, but these girls are all over it. The girls have a whole discussion about who has an apple bottom. Apparently Waunakee girl had an eating disorder and the Somali girl made a crack about her weight. Tyra Mail! They’re still doing the whole read the teleprompter thing. It’s so distracting that I don’t know what they just said. All I know is that they’re climbing into their […]

Project Runway Comes To An End

March 5, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll Christian wants to win so much it makes him sick. Rami’s just glad he’s in the final three — and he should be, because he kicked Rami’s butt. Apparently Rami thinks that Christian is surprised by his collection. I hope Rami doesn’t win. He’s now completely annoying me. Tim is concerned about a piece that Jillian created after Tim first saw her collection. She’s got to figure out how to make it fit in her collection. Rami’s got one piece that’s using strips of antique lace. It’s very pretty. Tim expresses concern about Christian’s collection. He’s losing his […]

I Need A Wind Machine As American Idol Girls Go Back To The 80s

March 5, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll Now it’s the girls’ turn to take on the ’80s. First up is Asia’h, and her most embarrassing moment involved roller skating. Way to tie into the ’80s theme. She’s singing ‘I Wanna Dance With Somebody.’ She’s rocking the trendy high-waisted pants. Paula is dancing. Will anyone take on a Paula song? We’ll have to wait and see. Asia’h is just ok. Randy of course drops that he recorded that song. He thinks Asia’h was hot. Ok, and I have to ask what the apostrophe is for in her name. I’ll likely never get an answer to that […]

I Love The 80s on American Idol

March 4, 2008 Ruth Boulet

Oh NEXT week is the new set. Next week. Thanks for the clarification, Ryan. I was wondering what was ‘new’ about this set. It’s ’80s night on American Idol. Not that anyone cares, that is. We’re all about the David Hernandez stripper story. Sweet. It’s on CNN, so it must be true. I’ve also heard that skunk-girl had a DUI or something. Finally, I’m getting my Idol-dirt. Luke had to dress like a girl once when he was a little kid. It was so embarrassing that it drives him into a Wham! song. Luke wanted to sing Wham! ‘Wake Me […]

Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites: Week 5 Preview!

March 4, 2008 Jill Klitz

Spoiler alert! I just watched a screener of this upcoming Thursday’s episode, and while I’m sworn to secrecy about the big stuff, I just have to share the following juicy tidbit: Never during the episode does Chet amaze people with a phenomenal display of his physical ability. Truly! Not once! Oh, and the tribes get switched up. Read on to find out the new tribes:

Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites, Week 4: Survival of the Weakest

February 29, 2008 Jill Klitz

Some of the Faves who voted against Yau-Man last episode are now wishing they’d kicked off Eliza instead. In particular, James and Ozzy think it’s stupid that they kept one of the weakest players, who’s now sick. (Oh, come on, Yau could’ve gotten sick, too.) When Eliza points out to them that they’re talking about this in her presence, James, obviously a man of deep compassion, says, “I know you’re sitting right there, but you’re about to die.” She says hey, you could be supportive, and James says, “You’re sick AND you got attitude?” Eliza tells the camera “I hate […]

Don’t Let The Door Hit You On Your Way Out On American Idol

February 29, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll These results shows are sheer artistry in their filler. There is absolutely no reason to watch the results show, except to find out who gets the boot. And to see the cheesy group number. But, if Idol only gave us what we wanted, the show would last about 5 minutes.

ANTM Gets Going, New York Style

February 27, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll America’s Next Top Model is shaking things up by bringing everyone to New York City. Kim insists that she’s not dumb, and she feels really special. The girls meet at a cafe and get a note from a messenger with directions to the Top Model house. There’s a lot of screeching. There’s a lot of inspirational sayings on the walls and the floor. For some reason this cycle, Tyra has decided to give the girls one big room with bunk beds and then another room with a gigantic bed to be shared. Well played, Tyra — there hasn’t […]

The Beginning Of The End On Project Runway

February 27, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll We get Heidi ‘introducing’ the Fashion Week challenge. Tim comes out on the runway and tells them that he will be checking in on the contestants. They’re going to have a toast before heading off to the Fashion Week. Christian is 21 and going to Fashion Week. That’s FIERCE! Tim first visits Christian. He lives in New York, so Tim doesn’t have far to go. Tim, for some weird reason, drives. If Saturn wasn’t sponsoring the show, you know he’d be taking the subway. We get to see his apartment, which is New York cozy, and pictures of […]

American Idol Girls Bring The Farrah On Their 70s Night

February 27, 2008 Ruth Boulet

by WindUpDoll Ok, this season of American Idol is finally getting juicy. VoteForTheWorst.com is reporting, not confirming, mind you, but reporting that apparently David Hernandez used to be a gay stripper. Not that that fact should disqualify him from becoming American Idol, but it’s finally some dirt on this squeaky-clean season. Oh, and Robbie’s ‘hair,’ well, TMZ says he was wigging it last night. Thank you, Internet, for bringing us the dirt. Carly is up first this week, and although she owns her own tattoo shop, she also works at an Irish Bar. Way to fight that stereotype, Carly. She’s […]