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Reality TV

Guten Tag, Project Runway, Guten Tag

Wednesday nights have been reminding me that I’ll never be tall enough, or young enough, to model. Now Wednesday nights will remind me just how far removed my life is from a fashion designer. When I watch Project Runway, I’m generally in awe because I have NO idea how to do what they do. I can hem my pants, provided they’re not really good pants and they’re not lined. I have a Handi Stitch, although I’ve only used it once. That’s probably one time too many for a Project Runway contestant. And this year’s batch is, well, fierce. At least […]

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Reality TV

ANTM Recap: The Girl Who Starts to Lose Her Cool

As is the pattern of America’s Next Top Model, we begin this episode with the models coming to grips with the loss of another model. Heather’s taking Sarah’s eviction hard and discusses that with Bianca. Lisa discusses feeling the pressure of doing well. She knows that in the world of Top Model, one day you’re in, and the next. Oh, wait, that’s the other show. Sorry about that. TyraMail indicates to the girls that they are about to get schooled. And, really, who seems to do most of the schooling these days? That’s right, Benny Ninja! They give Benny some […]

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Reality TV

Wednesday Means Crap TV For Me

Well, great. I just get in the groove of watching America’s Next Top Model and blogging about it on Wednesdays when I get handed down the assignment of also blogging about Project Runway. Great. Guess who’s not getting anything done around the house on Wednesday nights. Glad I’ve got yoga so I can at least get centered before the backstabbing begins. Project Runway premieres tonight, people. Bravo has a ‘preview’ up on their site. They’ve also got videos of all of our lucky victims, I mean, contestants. I dare you to watch them all & count the Madonna references. The […]

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Sports

America’s Sexiest Sportscaster 2: Obviously Erin Andrews

[Update: Look, the spelling bee just got a whole lot sexier!] Playboy.com is running an online poll to determine America’s sexiest female sportscaster. The candidates are: Erin Andrews (ESPN), Colleen Dominguez (ESPN), Alex Flanagan (NFL Network), Shana Hiatt (NBC), Jamie Little (ESPN), Hazel Mae (NESN), Rachel Nichols (ESPN), Lisa Salters (ESPN), Lindsay Soto (FSN), Sage Steele (ESPN), Krista Voda (SPEED Channel) and Jeanne Zelasko (FOX). It’s presumed Erin Andrews is going to run away with this. Duh. But the biggest problem I find with the poll is that they’ve excluded all the candidates from their first Sexy Sportscaster poll, conducted […]

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Drama

I Can See You’re Out Of Aces: A “Cane” Recap

Posted by Sarah We open at a dice game. Frank’s losing. Cut to Henry setting up a hotel pool party. Cut to Alex talking to some suit who tells him one of their distributors is a problem. Frank ups the ante. Alex has to crack down on the number of “broken” (read: stolen) bottles. Frank goes all in, loses, and accuses the winner of having rigged dice. He’s politely asked at knifepoint to leave. We see that he’s been playing in a trashy motel — that can’t be good. Not only that, but a tough guy is leaning on his […]

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Reality TV

The Amazing Race: I’ve Become The Archie Bunker Of The Home

In the second episode, the racers start off in Galway with brother and sister team Azaria & Hendekea leaving first. And they are off to the Shannon airport to fly to Amsterdam with $59 for this leg of the race. Bex: I have always wondered how the producers have calculated how much money the teams will need for each leg. I hope they have factored in a quick trip to the coffee shops. After all, these lucky stiffs are going to Amsterdam! The race is already starting to take its toll as Shana (or was it Jennifer?) points out “The […]

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Action

“Chuck” Recap: Chuck Versus The Truth

Spoiler Alert: Rachel Bilson is adorable. I will forever refer to her as my future ex-wife. Wow. I have to warn you. This blog writer is under the same truth serum influence as the characters from last night’s Chuck episode. I can’t be held responsible for anything in the bold font. It’s the serum talking and I have no control. With just over a half-dozen episodes under its belt, Chuck has finally begun to shed its new employee status and the writers appear comfortable at their place of employment. Sure, week after week they tend to throw spy cliches our […]

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Comedy

“How I Met Your Mother” Recap: Spoiler Alert

Ted Mosby is a decent-looking guy, right? He’s got an above-average personality, too, judging from the fact that we’ve all been willing to spend a half-hour a week with him for the past two-plus TV seasons. But is anybody else beginning to question his dating record? Granted, his dating stories are being told a couple of decades in the future and have unfolded over the course of a few years — but by sheer volume, they’re pretty impressive. Almost too impressive. I mean, how many women can one guy date? Particularly a guy who grows up to be Bob Saget? […]

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Comedy

“Scrubs”: My Inconvenient Truth

J.D. became a father in last week’s show, but you’d never know it through most of this week’s episode. That’s kind of the point, I guess, as the through-line ends up being, “J.D., you need to grow up.” This initially comes from the unlikeliest of sources — J.D.’s ne’er-do-well older brother, Dan, played as always by Tom Cavanaugh. Man, these guys really look like brothers. It should be required in any project that if one of them has a sibling (male or female), the other gets a call. Uncanny! Despite an immature, hilarious introduction — in which Dan poses as […]

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Comedy

“My Name Is Earl”: Randy In Charge (…Of Our Days And Our Nights)

Better late than never with the Earl recap, I guess. With this week’s lackluster episode, maybe never was the better idea. “Randy In Charge (…Of Our Days And Our Nights)” finds Earl called to the warden’s office to assist him with the Scared Straight program. Earl will get five weeks knocked off his sentence if he organizes a group of prisoners to attend a school and scare kids. Randy, as we know, is not the best prison guard, and Earl is constantly bailing Randy out of trouble. Earl decides that Randy should be the guard for their Scared Straight visit, […]