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Devious Maids Season 3 Episode 9 Recap: Sleeping with the enemy

On the last episode of Devious Maids, Evelyn made it pretty clear that she would stop at nothing to get a child from the adoption agency, and pronto. While Adrian doesn’t know about Evelyn’s generous donation to the agency, he knows she wants a child and that she has been acting oddly nice to him since they came home. Upon returning home from the hospital, Evelyn finally reveals the surprise that she has waiting for Adrian — a kid! I don’t exactly think that’s a present Adrian wanted, but this should bring up an interesting discussion. Adrian starts to wonder […]

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Devious Maids Season 3 Episode 8 Recap: Who framed Blanca?

With Blanca’s death on the last episode of Devious Maids, the news reporters are now accusing her of being a murderer. All the news reports are calling Blanca a killer maid. They let the citizens of Beverly Hills know that they can now rest easy knowing Louie Becker’s murderer has been found after taking her own life. They can’t be serious, right? Rosie, Marisol, Carmen and Zoila can’t seem to believe the stories being told about Blanca and that’s because it’s all lies! The person who murdered Blanca even made sure to plant the Louie shrine there to make her […]

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Devious Maids Season 3 Episode 7 Recap: Secrets, murder, and lies

On this episode of Devious Maids, Zoila and her sister Reina still aren’t on good terms. Since Zoila is such an independent woman, she’s having a hard time being handicapped by her crutches. That’s why, when it comes to bringing in the groceries, Zoila has her hands full while on her crutches instead of asking her sister for help. However once the bags rip — sending the food flying to the floor, she ends up calling out for Reina’s help. Reina is supposed to be taking care of her which makes it odd when Zoila doesn’t hear a response from […]

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Dance Moms Season 5 episode 23 recap: Chica Mica Meet Laquifa!

Welcome back to Discord Central, Dance Moms nation. Everyone recovered from all of the drama (bra-ma?) that went down at the end of last week’s episode? Good. Because this bad boy is nothing short of a snooze. We start out with a little confab among the girls in which they discuss whether Kalani is really gone for good and what is going on with Abby and the shout-fest that was last week’s competition. Meanwhile, the Moms are in the Mom Closet talking about pretty much the same stuff. Bad feelings. Bad feelings abound. Let’s see if Gia has something reassuring […]

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Devious Maids Season 3 Episode 6 Recap: It’s a girl!

This week’s episode of Devious Maids is off to a shocking start — pun intended. Now that Adrian has power over Carmen by knowing of her secret affair with a married man, she has to obey whatever he says. Yeah … no matter how crazy Adrian’s new S&M ideas are, Carmen must go along with them. For instance, she has to electrocute Adrian with the new toy he’s purchased. Carmen is hesitant at first but ends up obeying commands taking it a bit to the extreme. She manages to pull off the dial that controls how much electricity is running through the […]

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Dance Moms Season 5 episode 22 recap: Little Miss Loose Cannon

Welcome back, big bunch of losers that we are, Dance Moms nation. But at least we get a peek at the brand new studio — or the mass of cement and beams that passes for the new studio. But Abby says it will be our fully completed home in just three short weeks. Uh huh. Will too. Let’s get down to business. Which is, for the most part, that we’re a big bunch of losers and it’s probably going to cost Abby business. OK, Mack is not a total loser. She’s on set filming the Nick series Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & […]

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Devious Maids Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Adios, Mama

Now that Spence and Rosie have agreed to help Ernesto stay in the US longer, they have to work out the issues of co-parenting. They’re off to a rocky start already when Spence and Ernesto argue whether or not the topic of being damned to Hell should be brought up whenever Miguel swears. I’m sure they can overlook that issue but one that Ernesto can’t look past is that his son hasn’t been to church in a long time. He promises that he’ll be in charge of keeping the faith alive in Miguel by taking him to church on Sundays. […]

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Lifetime Film “Perfect High” Explores Teen Heroin Addiction

Lifetime presents a gripping new drama that explores a danger that is reacing epidemi status amongst American teens: heroin addiction. In Perfect High, Bella Thorne plays Amanda, a high-school dance star who starts using prescription painkillers after a knee injury. When a popular group adopts her, what was once medication becomes recreation when pill sharing leads to an even more dangerous addiction. “The film shows that heroin can affect anybody and how addiction is a steep, downward slope,” says co-star Ross Butler. “It will derail your life.” Butler calls his character, “A party guy,” who is part of the new crowd […]

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Dance Moms Season 5 episode 21 recap: Yer a regular livin’ doll

Welcome back, Dance Moms nation. I am pleased to report that my screener is complete with intact persons this go ’round, so no lobotomy humor, I’m afraid. But we did get the LA version of the Welcome to Ohio sign (and a freaky caption), so that’s nice. A little bland, what with no cows and yard waste and what have you, but we’ll take what we can get. We start out with light hearted moments with the girls taking their loss in stride and congratulating Mack on her victory over Maddie last week. After playfully tussling with her little sister, Mads […]

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UnREAL recap “Wife”: What happens in Napa …

In an episode that belongs — Be. Longs. People — to Constance Zimmer, we find out just exactly how much Chet has taken from Quinn, just how far Adam will go for his financial independence and, quite possibly, just how little Rachel has learned from her on-set dalliance with Jeremy. But first, let’s finally let our intrepid host, Graham, get in on the Everlasting action — literally (and likely not for the first time). We open the episode with him practicing his dramatic “final ten contestants” monologue to an audience of one — a recently booted contestant hoping he’s her ticket back […]